I thought I'd look back on 2010 and see what really happened and why it rocked and sucked.
Here are the Prick's views!
Why it Rocked : Winndows 7 was released.
Bill Gates had this to say," .... and as usual it'll be full of bugs for over two years ....enjoy"
Why it Sucked : There have been many people around the world who have great hardships brought on by natural disasters,especially in Haiti,Chile and Pakistan.We should not forget them while we go about our daily lives.
Why it Rocked : WikiLeaks and Juliane Assange! Literally rocked 2010!!
Assange,"... is now the world's most most powerful man(country).Bow down to the King! and no not even Chuck Norris could stop this leak ...." Check out some awesome cartoons here.
Why it Rocked : WikiLeaks and Juliane Assange! Literally rocked 2010!!
King Juliane! |
Why it Sucked : Indians are the no.1 test team in the world! and people started saying they are the best ever.I have some news, NO YOU RETARDS ARE NOT THE BEST TEST TEAM THERE EVER WAS!
Why it Rocked : 2010 FIFA world cup. The entertaining Dutch,Boring Spanish,'we always eff up when it matters' Germans,Controversial Jabulani,the melodious Vuvuzela and Paul the Octopus .....no head butts this time.
Why it Sucked : BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
BP President," ... no honestly we don't know how it happened.This is terrorism!! Blame the Iranians ... I'm taking a vacation."
Why it Rocked : The All England team won the Ashes, IN AUSTRALIA!! Alastair Cook was declared the winner of Master Chef for making a meal out of the Aussie blowers.Commenting on the dish the judges said that it lacked Balls but then we all know that its a problem with the ingredients and not the cook.The English also invented a dance move which is called the "sprinkler", and most importantly Ricky Ponting still has the most punchable face in world cricket!
Who would not want to punch this face! |
Why it Sucked : Paul the Octopus Died. Paul's caretaker "...seriously I don't think even Paul saw that coming!"
Why it Rocked : 'Lost' lost its story way back in season 1 and finally put their loyal viewers out of their misery.Good thing I never watched it.
Why it Sucked : The world's sexiest couple divorced.WTF!! How I dreamt of the day Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds merge their X and Y and produce the world's most complete child even God couldn't create.It'll only be a dream now.
Why it Rocked : The Hurt Locker blasted Avatar to bag some Oscars!The most satisfying thing is that I predicted this will win at least an Oscar months before the nominations were out.
This was the best part |
Why it Sucked : Mark Elliot Zuckerberg was named TIME magazine person of the year.Mark,"...i just said i would delete their fb accounts if they didn't give me that and also i want these millions of people to waste time and be a f*cktard like me ..."
Why it Rocked : Sri Lanka won its first series in Australia!Hell Yeah!!We love Mathews and Malinga.When asked about the pulsating 1st odi win Malinga had this to say,"Mage bat eka ko?!" you don't believe me?here is the evidence.Apparently it is way more important than having a world record partnership or even winning the freaking match!
Why it Sucked : The fail whale became a frequent sight.The mystery as to why this kept happening was solved when this pic emerged,
This effing oil constantly screws me up! |
Why it Rocked : I visited Jaffna for the very first time!saw some real weapon,mines and artillery.Also went to the Minneriya National Park,Polonnaruwa and Trincomalee,but didn't camp much.
Why it Sucked : The world has not resolved the North and South Korea dispute.It is like a mom warning her toddler that he will be punished if he does bad things but still keeps on doing the same shit!
Why it Rocked : The trapped Chilean Miners were rescued after 69 days! A modern day heartwarming fairy tale.See the pictures of this tale here.
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Why it Sucked: Oracle acquired Sun sending OpenOffice and Solaris to death
really?! didn't know that.but no one really uses OpenOffice that much ne?
Most Linux distributions have OpenOffice as the office suite. Anyway now they've cloned a new LibreOffice from it, so won't matter much.
I used openoffice a little bit,btw is the new one good or the same?!
New one's a fork, so mostly the same, but improving each day
Oooh, love the list man! :D You've nailed down some pretty good ones there. And Ponting, hahaha! xD
@Thameera - I guess in the long run LibreOffice will be a much better product, since it'll be tied to a community and not a company, yeah? :)
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